I BOUGHT THINGS TODAY

MOVIES. ONE YOU HAVE HEARD OF. ONE YOU HAVE NOT.

FIRST: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER
YOU HATE IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT IS EITHER
A. CHICK FLICK
OR
B. TOO INDIE FOR ITS OWN GOOD.
FIRST OF ALL. GET A LIFE. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE READING THIS BLOG. THIS MOVIE HAS THE FUNNIES AS WELL AS THE LOVIES. I BET YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU WATCH IT.

SUMMER IS HOT.

SECOND: THE FOOT FIST WAY
THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT TALLADEGA NIGHTS OR ANCHORMAN, HAD ANYBODY ONLY SEEN IT. NOW YOU CAN SEE IT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. I GOT IT FOR $5 AT BEST BUY AND YOU CAN DO THE SAME ANYTIME IN THE NEXT WEEK. STARRING DANNY MCBRIDE OF MOVIESTAR FAME, IT IS FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY. GO DO IT NOW.

MAYBE I WILL BUY MORE THINGS SOMETIME SOON?!