Friday, January 9, 2009

Invention Mind Zone

Recently I was thinking about the future and all the stuff that we should be working on to make 2015 just like it is in Back to the Future II, because the way it's looking now, Marty Mcfly is going to be seriously disappointed when he shows up in Doc Brown's DeLorean.

1. Wireless electricity- Power outlets are out. We got wireless everything. Wireless phones, wireless internet, we even got wireless pop stars. The only thing holding us back is batteries having to be charged all the time. I figure if we combine electricity with magnets this should be no problem and our electronics will keep going and going like the Energizer Bunny.

2. New transpo- I came up with two solutions to the gas problem. First if we want to stick with automobiles, I figure, "Why use gas when we can just coast everywhere?" I am going to invent roads that only go downhill so that we can just coast everywhere. You're thinking, "Coasting is great, but what about when I have to go uphill?" Well when you need to go up, you just go on a loopdiloop and it will use your speed to make you go up. The second option is to get the scientists working on the tube technology. We just build huge tubes that go everywhere and use some sort of giant vacuum cleaner to suck us to our destination. We just have to flush ourselves to where we want to go.

3. Time travel- People have been time travelling for years on T.V. Marty Mcfly time travelled way back in 1985. Desmond Hume time travelled from a deserted island with no equipment. Only the power of his mind. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles time travelled twice. Once in TMNT 3 and once in Turtles in Time. And they aren't even human. Heck even Steve Urkel time travelled, and became a super cool dude. So why can't we just turn all of our gizmos and gadgets to 1.21 jigawatts and see what happens.

All this theorizing and brainstorming inventions is a lot for me to handle on my own, but since the scientists aren't stepping up, somebody better go into Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Doc Brown mode and save the future from embarrassing itself from time travelling turtle ninjas.